Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

Zoidberging

A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice

Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging

by Evil genius October 13, 2012

zoidballs

When you're banging with someone and nut millions of tiny zoidbergs and they crawl all over the person and devourthe person until they're just bone and they calmly return to their home in your genitals.

"Man i had zoidballs last night and the chick already has missing posters around town"

by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016

Zoid

Someone who is a total tripper. Usually on marijuana, acid , shrooms or cactus. Hardly washes, never wears shoes, doesn't brush teeth and doesn't believe in wearing deodorant.

Hippy with paranoid delusions and mental issues.

K: Bro, did you shower this month?
G: Nah bro, just washed me hands with Solvo
K: You reek, you're such a Zoid.

M: wanna try this cactus I grew? You can totally astral travel through the omniverse.
R: OMG, what a Zoid....

F: Can't pay rent this week bro. Had to pay back my tick. I'm gonna do some art now and think about government conspiracies.
L: FFS, stop being such a Zoid and give me the rent money!

by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017

Zoidberging

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017

Zoidberg It

To do your own medical procedure without any past medical training.

Guy: "Dang my tooth really aches! eh, I'll Zoidberg it"

by SuperMeme September 18, 2017

Zoid

Someone who ruins everything for everyone usually by telling

Hey Jonny let’s go smoke. Don’t tell on us Jonny you are such s zoid.

by Transgender zeebs May 22, 2018