ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
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Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"
Other Dude: "Oh my god.."
Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*
Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
Other Dude: "Oh my god.."
Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*
Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013
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by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011
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i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly
damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions
by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011
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