open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010

Chill your curry

A phrase used to tell an indian person to calm down. It is usually used among indians and sometimes pakistanis but may be taken offensively if used by an "outsider", just as the word "nigga" may be. Also usually used in conjunction with a term of indearment such as bro, broham, brotha from anotha motha, or in some extreme cases an Indian person's name, like Vasu for example.

The angry tech-support worker from microsoft who happened to be indian was fired for being a jackass. For the rest of his life, he would remember his coincidentally indian co-workers' attempts to calm him down. "Chill your curry!" the had warned him. If only he had listened...

by Foosh Ganoosh July 21, 2010

Shoot your regular

1. When out on the town and you don't want to waste any of your solid rhymes on the average ladies that are eager for your company.

2. Using lines heard before to pick up 7's and 8's. No need to bring out the hollow points or full metal jackets if there are no trophies to bag.

AKA "Save your ammo!"

1. Yo Steve...it's Fish in a Barrel, so shoot your regular!

2. There are no dimes in this place. Just shoot your regular and save the ammo Bro!

by Rapp Master October 8, 2009