Waste Youte
Victor: I have a small penis and I had fun with it last night
Mark: Wow, what the hell? Who cares, waste youte
Mark: Wow, what the hell? Who cares, waste youte
Waste Youte by Gh3tto Fab G33 June 17, 2009
Waste and Baste
In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.
1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.
The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:
1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!
And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:
5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.
The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:
1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!
And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:
5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
Waste and Baste by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011
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waste o' face
"Damn did you see that fat bitch?"
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"
NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head
Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.
"Ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs"
"True but she had a pretty face"
"Ya, but she's a fucking waste o' face!"
NOTE: A waste o' face is only good for head
Before you creep on a girl you find on myspace/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots...if so... you might be dealing with a waste o' face.
waste o' face by Ryan Mannin May 30, 2008
Waste on the time
An expression in Modern Hebrew meaning that something is extremely fantastic or cool. Ironically, the meaning of this expression is the exact opposite of a former expression that meant that something is so bad it would be a waste of time regarding it at all.
Waste on the time by Kalisky May 13, 2005
Waste-of-Life Wednesday
Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.
Waste-of-Life Wednesday by Alisha Boom Boom February 10, 2010