booger turd

Those pesky boogers that you pick but can't get off of your finger. They keep on sticking to you.

When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.

by x862458 October 30, 2013

Titanic Turd

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.

Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.

by Salty Q August 8, 2009

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

turd bourbon

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.

We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005