Knit Trauma

Knit Trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc... They are then in a double-edged scenario: 'Do I begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?'

Lady 1: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Lady2: "What's up?"
Lacy 1: "Suffering a severe Knit Trauma here!"

by Pearl Queen July 23, 2011

Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

by Izzyexile December 18, 2014

Post Traumatic Debt Syndrome

You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!

After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.

by jay parker July 31, 2018

Hang-trums

Hanger-tantrums /Hanger-trums /Hang-trums : The act of an adult behaving like a toddler because they are hungry & everybody sucks. This can include the following:

- Stomping of feet
- Unnecessary drama
- Drooling over terrible food

- Responding to questions with "I don't care", "whatever", or "it doesn't matter"

- Making statements like "I guess you just want me to starve"

Hang-trums are always preceded by hanger symptoms & get worse the longer untreated.

"Hunny, do you feel better now that you ate?"
"Yes I do, I think I was just hungry"

"Well, during your hang-trums you pushed that old lady out of line & threw a plastic burger at a child because it wasn't real"

by 3vi1M0nk3yz June 11, 2019

Doggy trauma

When you’re hitting it doggystyle and you punch your girl in the back of the head, to the point of blackout causing brain trama

“Bro I think i gave my girl doggy trauma”

by Bruh6267 April 2, 2020

post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.

"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"

by rageandqq October 8, 2013