Transmatic

When something is beyond tragic or terrible. Having no sense of style or organization.

The choice of gown she wore to the prom was transmatic. It had too many colors and was ugly.

by KGirl58 April 8, 2019

Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.

Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up

by The Hendonation July 6, 2020

Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Classifying motivations of right wing commentators, whether they are bad faith actors because of psychological damage or for money, or if they are just genuinely as thick as gazpacho. With some it’s a potent mix of all three - Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Seen the newest GBeebies mouthpiece- classic case of Traumaticgriftgazpachory

by Lesbian Icon December 6, 2021

Traumatic

The way that Jess cuts bread on TikTok live.

Wow! The way Jess cut that bread was traumatic!

by e.g.vickers March 30, 2023

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.

Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.

by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016