torlet

Old people speak for toilet

"What? I can't hear you - I'm on the torlet!"

by Carl Markestad November 24, 2005

Turple

A purple Turtle.

Random guy: Wow that Turtle is f*ng purple!
you: Thats no turtle, its a Turple.

by Zu0 August 22, 2011

Topless Mirage

An occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn't have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her breasts are covered.

Kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a....

damn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

by stuffedpepper October 12, 2008

terple

The full word for 'terp.' There is no precise definition. Just use it as you see fit.

It's mad terple outside.

OR

Damn, that kid is acting mad terple right now.

by Pantheraaassss July 12, 2010

Topless Pete

A variation of the name Peter, although rarely will you find this Peter wearing a shirt.

ffs Topless Pete put a fucking shirt on

by jd23ckjdfhv,kdgsjjgl. December 4, 2010

topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.

Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.

by Buster1969 June 14, 2012

Toppled

Toppled or "topped" is the feeling of reaching one's uncontrollable drunken peak

"I was topped when we got to the bar"
"That last shot fucking toppled me"

by Sigma Mu August 26, 2018