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The Queer Flu 

The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.
Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

The Quidditch 

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.
I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.
The Quidditch by Schwipples September 16, 2010

passing the queer 

There were at least two operations in the counterfeiting scam. The first was the actual engraving and printing of the notes, the second the "passing off" these notes, or as it was called "passing the queer."

Billy the quid

An absolute savage who you will find wandering the lawless streets of Chatham or gillingham (if your lucky) he keeps this lawless land in line (he once saved a whole orphanage from a fire) if he asked you for any amount of money you will give it to him or your family will face a horrible curse for 6 years all of your earnings will plummet until you become a homless sket this fucking barbarian one killed a plane full of terrorists with just the edge of a pound coin and landed it safely saving about 500 disabled babys from the terroist scum
Billy the quid : oi mate you got a quid

Everyone on the planet: ofcourse
Billy the quid by Bignibs July 3, 2019

the queen bee 

I'm the shit. I run this bitch, I'm in control.
What I say goes, because I'm the queen bee.

The Quest 

The search for someone to have a sexual experience with after months of celibacy either by choice or disfigurement.
The Quest by Cris Coy February 10, 2009