The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.
I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.
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Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
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1.Fictional Sport Played in Harry Potter. Involves flying brooms, a Bluddger, Quaffle, and the Snitch.

2. Real sport based off the Harry Potter Series
The college dorm prepared for the celebration since the win of the Quidditch game
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the amazing game in harry potter that involves 2 teams (7 on each). it is played in the air with 4 balls. the quaffle, 2 bludgers, and a snitch. it is the most awesome and amazing game known to mankind.
lets go play a fun game of quidditch.
by harrypotterfanatic December 28, 2010
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the most awsome sport that invaolvs brooms and balls that try to kill you.
did you see that quidditch game

ya i almost got killed
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Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)
aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom
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(n. or v.) The act of having sex when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his 'broom' and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.
Hermoine likes to play 'quidditch' with Ron.
Yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?
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