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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
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The Booth Singer

A male or female who while karaoke is being sung in a bar sings along to every single song and knows every song. But they will never actually get up and sing one, and also they are not intoxicated whatsoever.
"my friend levi is such a booth singer he was just singin away to james blunt but when we asked him to sing a song he says no and just sings them all at the booth (therefore he is the booth singer)"
by wolfmaneric321 January 10, 2008
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The Book Thief

One of the most beautiful books in the entire world. If you want to burst into tears than this is a good book to read. Let yourself fall in love with the characters because you are going to end up falling in love anyway...
Rudy Steiner from 'The Book Thief' is the only person I love in the world
by thestormrunners June 1, 2015
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The Booschnit

A cake made with a combination of two different poops, then glazed the top with their boogies (boogers) and finally farted on until it boils at a certain degree celcius.
The booschnit was delicious said Abby and James and Ben
by Poopgoopies March 25, 2022
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Give someone the boot

Dismiss someone from their job.
John, give someone the boot, especially that one, they should get fired.
by Asadefa August 12, 2020
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The Boondocks

The coolest show with some of the best lines ever. Some think that just because it's leftist it's shit but no one cares bout them anyway.
Qoutes from The Boondocks:
Huey: Whats good ya'll? You niggas is makin a whole lotta noise!
Grandad: Where have you been?
Huey: Just....you know
*scratches fro*
Chillin...you know
Doin my lil TV-watchin thing, ya know
Doin me
Or perhaps the Best qoute ever:
Black eye-witness man: OHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!! AWWWW Nigga I seened the whole thang. NIGGA YOU SHOULDA SEENED IT!!!
Huey: Awww great. Black eye-witness man. I hate black eye-witness man
Riley: Nigga shush! shush
by IntellectualTerrorist April 14, 2006
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lower the boom

lower the boom
: 1. To deliver a knockout punch. Prize fight use. ->
: 2. To chatise or punish; to attack with criticism; to treat sternly; to demand obedience. ...
: 3. To prevent another from succeeding; to act in such a manner as to harm another's chances od success.
: From _Dictionary of American Slang_ (1960) by H. Wentworth & S.B. Flexner.
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: lower the the boom on ... This expression refers to the boom of a sailboat -- a long spar that extends from the mast to hold the foot of the sail. In a changing wind, the boom can swing wildly, leaving one at risk of being struck
: As a sailor, the story ran, he had knocked men overboard with a single punch, when he "lowered the boom" on them. (Dempsey & Stearns, _Round by Round_, 1940)

LOWER THE BOOM - "to reprimand harshly, to stop someone from doing something. A boom is a long spar or pole used to extend the bottom of certain sails; or, it can be a spar that extends upward at an angle from the foot of a mast from which there are suspended objects to be lifted. Derrick, the famous hangman during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, devised the prototype for the ship's boom - a hoist that still bears the inventor's name. Ashore, lowering the boom on someone means to call that person harshly to account. This can be done severely enough to leave one's ears ringing." From "When a Loose Cannon Flogs a Dead Horse There's the Devil to Pay: Seafaring Words in Everyday Speech" by Olivia A. Isil (International Marine/Ragged Mountain Press, McGraw-Hill, 1996)
LOwer the boom as The evil snake Lloyd thought that he and his wench were going to steal all of Joes hard earned money until the beautiful Mrs. Fincher perked high on Jesus mountain top as lovely as and her captivating friend the gracious Mrs. Gail swooped down on the ugly serpent with bad breath and lowered the boom!!! Boom yow! on the scaley beast and knocked him out with a one two punch where he and his rodent wife retreated by the way her name is Debra (hence the term snake in the grass) as the proper authorities hauled them off to prison where they belong. God Bless
by chris a hill April 21, 2008
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