Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.

Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.

by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010

Technocrap

A useless/outdated piece of technology that has absolutely outlived it usage or was never useful at all.

Man this printer is some technocrap lets throw it out the window...

by Steak405 October 6, 2008

I.T technician

a big gay arse who stops you from looking at porn and playing games on computers in school. The reason why school is boring

'i wish i could go to that naked games site'
'tough luck the I.T technician has blocked it'

by andy L December 8, 2003

technocrat

San Francisco's young and wealthy, tech start-up "millennial" class.

Of course, the Technocrats only drink Philz gourmet coffee.

by Gus Medina March 29, 2015

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 8, 2006