technical malfunction 

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

technical malfunction by Swanno December 20, 2013

Technical Nude 

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.

Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!

Technical Nude by Okibum18 August 17, 2016

Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.

> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso

Technical Masochism by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021

Technical Guruji 

A guy who flaunts his wealth for making other people jealous and showing they are low standard.

Manish- I own the flagship iPhone 12 pro max. You can't even dream to buy it.
Deefak- Stop speaking like technical guruji

Technical Guruji by Papa_ji_ August 3, 2021

Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.

We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.

Technical deuce bag by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022

Technical Dragonplays 

A Pro Gaming Content Creator Who Makes Gameplay Videos On YouTube. His Goal Is To Complete 10k Subscribers.

Technical Dragonplays Is A Pro Gamer.

Technical Dragonplays by The Technical Dragonplays March 22, 2023

Seriously Technical Device 

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.

"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"

Seriously Technical Device by Meowwoman March 22, 2009