Superman in Denial

The act of grabbing your girl's breasts with both hands while vigorously shaking your head left to right repeatedly and rapidly during a muff dive. In the process, you look like Superman flying with both arms stretched out, but at the same time the vigorous head shake make you look like you're in denial.

Yo, my boy was playing Superman in Denial last night.

by 3to6 October 23, 2009

superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.

What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.

by rupe February 22, 2008

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

superman

The world's most recognizable superhero.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Reverse Superman

The act of donning your glasses to seem and feel more competent, authoritative and intellectual.

James: The meeting with the stakeholders is in the Fern room, in 2mins!
Craig: *Grabs glasses, straightens hipster quiff, picks up macbook*
James: Pulling the Reverse Superman 'gain, are we?

by FooShank July 29, 2014

Superman dat hoe

When with a girl and you don't get any actiion, you wait until she falls asleep, jack off onto her back so when he rolls over the sheet sticks to her back giving her a cape. Most people know of this term from Soulja Boy's crank dat song.

Watch me superman dat hoe.
Yo, Billy did you get any last night? Nahh but I supermaned dat hoe.

by BS19 April 9, 2009

Superman

A man who thinks he's indistructable, and has a habit of rescuing damsels in distress. Hes funny, smart, fun, and easy on the eyes. He also has had my heart since day one. His story touched me, and I owe him my life too. He is nothing short of amazing.

"Superman, if you are reading this, this is the closest you'll get to me saying this aloud right now, but I love you. Love always, Queen Mari :)"

by texasgirl:) July 25, 2018