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summer reading

The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.

Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.
by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008
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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!
by Dylan.M.Watson@gmail.com October 15, 2011
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Sweet summer child

from Game of Thrones: a person who doesn't know the hardships of winter

often used when someone has no experience with a particular (stressful) thing
"Oh, you still have a lot to learn about fangirling and otp's, my sweet summer child."
by Bummi September 3, 2016
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Summer Scrote

When hot and/or humid weather causes a man's scrotum to become elongated or saggy as the body tries to keep the sperm inside cool. Often accompanied by perspiration and/or slight to foul odor depending on the cleanliness of the person.
Sometimes in August it is so hot that my Summer Scrote dips into the toilet bowl water when I sit to drop a deuce.
by thing3 May 11, 2010
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Summer Lag

It's like jet lag, but more like summer lag. When you're still adjusted to your summer break when you come back on the first day of school or during the first week of school, maybe longer.
1: Dude I'm too lazy to do my homework!
2: Summer lag?
1: Heck yeah!
by The Daydreamer September 3, 2010
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Summer Everitt

She is the weirdest person you will ever meet.She loves the tv show friends and drama.Most people think she is shy as she does not pay attention therefore she does not know what to say.However,she is very loud around her friends and will scream peppa pig at the top of her voice.She also has a best friend that she loves so much,she has no idea how much she means to her.She has even been on trips together and she is basically like a sister to her.I love you so much if you are watching this.
Summer Everitt is so weird Summer Everitt Summer Everitt
by nobody_503 May 9, 2020
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Summer 2016

The greatest summer of all time. There will never be anything quite like it ever again
Summer 2016 man 🥲. Our very own Bohemian, Haight-Ashbury summer of love. So thankful to have been a broke 20 year old with nothing but time on my hands. We didn’t need shit besides a Bluetooth speaker, some firewood and like 10$ each for a couple bottles of cheap rum, cigarettes, a few blunts and a McChicken or 2, but it was all we needed and then some. The music sounded better, the air smelled fresher, the people were happier and the love was more passionate. Apartment Parties were our mansions in the Hamptons and the beach parks by the lakes and river were our Garden of Eden. The coming of age where time stood still and everybody was blissfully bubbling in the vivacious effervescence of youthful freedom. What an absolute dream 😌
by Dosonemcuh June 9, 2021
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