Skip to main content

strump

From the Shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prostitute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. Typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more STDs.
Forsooth, young Tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.
by Annie Nomous September 7, 2007
mugGet the strump mug.

Joe Strummer

Born John Graham Mellor on August 21, 1952 in Turkey.

He gave himself the name Joe Strummer because although he was left handed, he learned to play guitar on a right handed guitar, therefor he could only do the strumming chords.

Pre-1977, Joe was in bands such as The Vultures and The 101ers.

However, he is best known for his work in the punk rock band, The Clash. He wrote most of the lyrics, and shared vocal duties with co-band member Mick Jones. The Clash lasted from 1977 to 1985. They released several great records, most notably "London Calling".

In 1995, Joe signed onto Hellcat records with his group, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.

Joe died on December 22, 2002 of heart complications.

In my opinion Joe is one of the greatest musicians of all-time, and was a really great guy. RIP Joe
Billy: Who is Joe Strummer?
Me: An amazing musician whose life was cut short.
by jake jackson July 20, 2008
mugGet the Joe Strummer mug.
Related Words

Sarum

1) The sickest guy ever, literally a g, he's always a kind and nice person, really sick at sports, never gets caught lacking, all the girls love him, he's a very smart person, ripped af, got them big shoulders, one of the best at footballer known to mankind, basically the perfect person that'd you inspire to be.
2) Also a really high achieving school in Salisbury.
John) Damn Bailey I really do wish I was Sarum, if only one day I could be like him.
Bailey) Dude cmon be a little bit more realistic, he's an absolute top class chap.
by ManLikeMichael February 21, 2018
mugGet the Sarum mug.

scrum

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004
mugGet the scrum mug.

scrum

the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."
by Kayl July 2, 2019
mugGet the scrum mug.

Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective
"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."
by DerekT December 24, 2008
mugGet the Strumpetulance mug.

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.
"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"
by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004
mugGet the strumpet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email