Strap-on treatment

1. The act of bodily penetration with an artificial phallus.
2. The sexual pleasuring, or punishment, of one's partner with an artificial phallus.
3. Givin' 'er what she(he?) deserves with a fake cock.
4. Emasculating somebody.

Whoa, you seem really quiet all the sudden. Did someone give you a strap-on treatment or what?

by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.

I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.

by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009

Strapped to the wall

Referred to somebody who is totally messed up and or drunk. Can also be used for someone who is so messed up there stuck leaning on the wall.

I just drank a half gal of vodka and I'm strapped to the wall man.

by THE Mike M. June 27, 2010

strapped up

Keeping a weapon on yourself for self-defence.

"Out here if u ridin a car wid fo's, den u gotta be strapped up oderwise boys will jack"

by Rix_4356289 January 12, 2009

Strap-Up

To arm one's self with a concealable firearm, typically a pistol.

"Hey John, you'd better strap-up. We've got to deep in the trailer park and might run into a bit of trouble before Johnny Law can come and back us up."

by TomskiPL May 30, 2013

Douche Strap

A chin strap, but douchier.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.

by DUBS123 November 11, 2009

strap gap

The strap gap is a admirable body feature in women. It's when a woman's knockers are so big that when she's wearing a bikini top/bra there is a gap between the top part of the bra strap and her chest (the area just above the breasts)

Look at the size of them, she's got a serious strap gap.

by Sarkie August 12, 2006