Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
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so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
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Lauren: let's put some grass in Kelly's hair!!!
Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)
Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)
Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
by Maudington July 7, 2009
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Joe: So last night after fucking 2 girls I made a cheese sandwich. Do you like sandwiches too? Man I love cheese sandwiches.
Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
by PJNL March 22, 2010
Get the Stealth brag mug.One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.
Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.
Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.
Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.
Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.
Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.
Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.
by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012
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Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
by Staska June 9, 2009
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Person 1: “hey, I met Stealthysheep1 on discord, your right, he is awesome!”
Person 2 (me): “your right, in fact he’s my bf”
Person 1: damn your so lucky!!! I wish I was dating Stealthy :/
Person 2 (me): “your right, in fact he’s my bf”
Person 1: damn your so lucky!!! I wish I was dating Stealthy :/
by I... hello May 30, 2021
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