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Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012
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stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
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Stealthy

to be sneaky and quiet.

synonyms include: wily, cat-like.
Lauren: let's put some grass in Kelly's hair!!!

Aimee: Okay, but we have to be stealthy.
(they sneak up quietly behind Kelly and put grass in her hair)

Kelly: why is there grass in my hair?!! Ohhhhh...... you two are very stealthy.
by Maudington July 7, 2009
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Stealth brag

To brag about something without putting the emphasis on the brag itself, often in the context of a bigger story.
Joe: So last night after fucking 2 girls I made a cheese sandwich. Do you like sandwiches too? Man I love cheese sandwiches.

Mark: Dude, that's such a stealth brag.
by PJNL March 22, 2010
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Stealth mode

One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.

Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.

Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.

Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.
Driver - "STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED"

Passanger - "OH SH-"

Driver - "STEALTH MODE DE-ACTIVATED"
by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012
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Stealthsturbation

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).
Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
by Staska June 9, 2009
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Stealthysheep1

Is a very awesome guy, and the best discord user to exist - he is also an epic boyfriend who is very swaggy and I am very lucky! He is very cute and nice and he gets all the hoes. Many people wish they could be Stealthysheep1 because he is so awesome but none have achieved his level of swag. He is very trust worthy and just the bestest, kindest, amazingest guy ever, and I’m very lucky to know him!
Person 1: “hey, I met Stealthysheep1 on discord, your right, he is awesome!”

Person 2 (me): “your right, in fact he’s my bf”

Person 1: damn your so lucky!!! I wish I was dating Stealthy :/
by I... hello May 30, 2021
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