bust-stache

The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.

Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?

Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!

by Terry Logan September 14, 2006

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Stacheswipe

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend

"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."

by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008

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A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.

Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"

by Frenchy McFiddle October 6, 2010

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creme-stache

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache

HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!

by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006

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