SQUID

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.

this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.

by deuces2deuces November 29, 2010

Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.

Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee

by BeeCade March 15, 2009

a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.

Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!

by Aubmaster February 13, 2018

squid

to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park

dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid

by derekm420 March 7, 2008

The Squid

aka. TAMPON, female product

omg the squid is gunna fall out

by Japeto May 17, 2005

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014