squelch

A very violent releasing of gas from the man's pineal hole.

Also a term used in slang that refers to doing something well.

"I was pissing and then I squelched so hard, my penis exploded."

person one: "How was the date?"
person two: "Bro, I was totally squelchin' it."

by squlecher49 June 15, 2011

squelch

To hijack, or pilfer

"Oi - she just Squelched my car!"

by ME January 24, 2005

squelch

To perform something unknown to someone, preferably something that devilsad considers perverted.

That girl just got squelched!

by Joe Drago March 13, 2003

squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

Squerpes

A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.

I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.

by ejthegr8&pwrlss December 9, 2011

Squeeplode

The act of squeeing so hard that you feel yourself implode. Can be painful.

Did that mother cat just hug her sleeping kitten to her in an adorable fashion?

Ahhhh!! SQUEEPLODE!!!

by Gracie_Jackson July 7, 2011