squerpes

Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.

Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?

by Dinosaur Penis April 12, 2008

Squerpes

A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.

I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.

by ejthegr8&pwrlss June 11, 2011