Splat Nose

Noun. When someone's nose is large and right smack dab in the middle of their face.

Sound. If a person's nose made a sound, it would be SPLAT.

Adjective. A nose that is smashed a little.

John Krasinski, from the office, has a splat nose. It is RIGHT in the middle of his face.

by (:DatsRight:) May 20, 2011

Kruse Splat

Having the stamina of less than 10 seconds, Whether intercourse, or fore-play

Ha bitch i just kruse splat all over your face.

Man last night i was with this fine ass chick, we started messing around... then i Kruse splat... i was pissed

Last night i was getting some and i kruse splat all over that girl

by TBS22 May 3, 2008

Matt splat

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.

Matt splat is a dirty old man.

by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018

Creamy Mug Splat

The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner.

At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy mug splat.

by Hook9 March 31, 2009

SPLAT

A youth club in the area of Droitwich (UK) for teens, things often get broken but it's a LOT of fun :)

"Are you going to SPLAT on Saturday night?"

by urbdictaddict January 22, 2008

Splat

lesbian sex

Those two girls were caught doing the splat.

by chaos9069 March 5, 2010

Cadarac Splat

Adverb- when recieving oral sex, pull out when u about to release and shoot ur monkey juice in her eye causing a cadarac like after effect

Jim- Hey guess what
Tom- what
Jim- You know that fine bitch we met at the bar last night, I took her home and Cadarac Splat 'd her

by NightMare_Element October 26, 2007