splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

splatow

A hard punch in the jaw. Usually resulting in a knock-out!

We was scrappin' and then splatow he dropped like a roach.

by CobraHaXxX April 2, 2006

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

splat key

Alternative name for the Macintosh keyboard meta-key adjacent to the space bar.

You can close that window by typing splat-w, which means holding down the splat key at the same time you press the "w" key.

by FiresignTh February 22, 2014

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

splatrolling

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.

Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.

by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017