Snarkle

A condescending snarky chuckle

I couldn't help but snarkle when he asked for a bite of my cookie.

by Trebendy February 27, 2015

Snarkbait

Something which someone says that is bait for a snarky response or lecture.

I wouldn't say that again. What you just said was pure snarkbait

by Smedly October 12, 2004

smerkumcision

the act of smerk cumming on a female's face, then telling her to "wipe that SMERK off her face"

bro, did you hear what smerk did? he performed a smerkumcision on that chick he met last night!

he totally smerkumcised that girl from the club last night.

by mrsmerk August 24, 2011

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007

Vriska Serket

Pirate-wannabe spider bitch. She cripples, she laughs, she kills, she feeds, she dies, she lives, she loves, she stops, she- Okay fine I will get to the point. So, Vriska crippled Tavros by throwing him off a fucking cliff. She made him fun of him for being a cripple even though it was her fault and yes, she knows that. Vriska is very very complicated for so many things, I will not list them all. Spider bitch is the Scorpio troll and is a cerulean blood. She feeds other trolls to her lusus (she gets the kids from playing FLARP). Vriska is a Thief of Light and is kind of a bad guy but does some good things after retcon shit. In one timeline she dates John. Vriska in the second timeline helps rose fight her coffee addiction (it makes her drunk somehow).

In the candy epilogue route she comes from the meat timeline and in hs^2 she will soon kick robot ass with her desecendant? In meat she was fighting LE

Vriska Serket did a ton of things wrong. Don't try to justify her because she was already trying to do better.

by ihadroblox November 16, 2020

snarkolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

by Evelynn April 21, 2007

snarkiness

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014