sneedledoozer

Someone who thinks that he/she is cool, but he/she really isn't.

That 50 year old guy hanging out at the college dorm party is such a sneedledoozer!

by Luminosity August 14, 2009

rusty sneeze

A sneeze so powerful that it causes one to shit thy pants. Similar to a snart, yet messier. Can be used in both noun and a verb form.

Gee whiz! After last night a snart would have been understandable, but that rusty sneeze completely caught me off guard. Let me get a towel.

by IamBanjoMan October 1, 2010

Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

by LeighRay November 21, 2011

Sneezechin

A skin condition whereby the chin is covered in large pimples and spots due to a bad cold, and consequently excessive sneezing.

"Check out blondie over there, she's hot!"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"

by dizzleshnizzle April 14, 2009

sneezturbation

The act of stimulating one's nasal passge to create a sneeze. The sneeze can be referred as sneezaculation.

I love sneezturbating! My sneezturbation makes me happy.

by bigtreeworld May 14, 2009

sneeze hole

when a person has wicked diarrhea and just makes it to the bathroom, sits down and their asshole makes a sneezing sound as they shit.

My ass just sneezed all over the toilet. Russ is acting like a sneeze hole today.

by Ms Priscilla September 25, 2012

Sneent

“Sneent” is basically the phrase “Sweet” but it sounds more intellectual.

You: wow that’s really sweet!

Me an intellectual: wow that’s really sneent!

by Milo9598 January 14, 2018