Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

Pole Smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently

Luke Phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker

by Ice Berg Slim June 24, 2010

Smoker

A demonised economically extorted individual whom consumes a substance from god to remind man how to govern numbers often used to fund corporate sponsors than support local jobs to tell American Mayers how to deal drugs of of addiction legally. Most commonly seen in the rain choking on exhaust gasses from fossil fuels whilst being scapegoated for deaths caused by it. Often used as a form of status still envied by underaged people.

Smoker id defined as a person of status in need of a best friend.

by too bad shallow hal July 8, 2021

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

shocker

Not merely the sexual act where the index and middle fingers are thrust into the vagina while the pinky is jammed into the anus (a.k.a. "two in the bush, one in the tush," "two in the slit, one in the shit," "rockin' and rollin' with one in the colon," etc), but also the hand position used to perform said act (ring finger and thumb touching, all other fingers extended)-- especially when displayed in a context, such as a sporting event or school function, where it has absolutely nothing to do with actual digital penetration of a woman and everything to do with trying to impress one's friends with how unoriginal one is.

The pimple-faced teen, trying desperately to win the approval of his peers, flashed "the shocker" at the exact moment his yearbook photo was taken, despite the fact that he had never even seen a vagina in person, much less stuck his fingers in one, and that if he ever did, HE would be so "shocked" that he'd probably faint.

by The REAL Devil December 28, 2005

smokers pocket space

the point smokers reach after a few cigarettes when the lighter fits in the box, thus more pocket space is available

Smoker: Four cigarettes down and more smokers pocket space for me

by bunion575 December 29, 2007

Chin Smacker

When a you are getting a blow job and your nuts are just smacking the fuck out of thier chin.

Damn I gave that hoe a chin smacker last night!

by Ricky Bizee March 1, 2004