Skype Dubstep

when you're chatting to someone on skype and your internet craps out so you sound like you're doing a dupstep remix of yourself

Person on Skype: I I I I Thin Thin Think Thhattt....
Other Person: Dude you're starting to Skype Dubstep

by QueenSkypeDubstep October 02, 2011

skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.

"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"

by Conference man February 28, 2012

Skyping Out

When your skype connection degrades in quality causing poor audio or video quality usually on the recipient's end. This often requires disconnect and reconnect to resolve. Some of the issues could be related to the quality of your internet connection, and therefore your ISP and how much bandwith is available to you at any point in time.

Guy 1: Dude, you're skyping out again. I'll call you back.

Guy 2: OK.

by ro1224 December 22, 2008

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 17, 2012

Skype Thot

Shes basically a thot on skype and has little to no genital warts.This girl has more guys in her contacts than girls.Her profile pics consists of inappropriate selfies,Hentai pictures,and anything else regarding sex.She meets her men from various porn sites like Rule34,Redtube etc and then brings them to skype.In a skype call she will get naked or perform perverted jestures in front of strangers from different parts of the world she barely even knows on the internet to have cybersex with them.She would go as far as meeting up with them to have sexual relations with them In Real Life if they are close.

Person:I know who princessblarity is.I should go holla at her.
Person 2: Naw man shes a Skype Thot.Plus shes fat.

by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2016

Ghetto Skyping

Talking on the phone with someone. And then sending each other pictures afterward :)

Christina & Victor are often ghetto skyping because Victor is too lame to use his laptop to skype!

by CHRIZTEENAAAA September 09, 2011