by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
Get the John Simmonsmug. A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug. a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)
by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022
Get the Johnny Simmonsmug. Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!
by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008
Get the gabriella simmonsmug. by graysgublr April 1, 2021
Get the matt simmonsmug. 
The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
Get the Josh simmonsmug.