Simi

Real ass nigga probably Samoan will most likely beat your ass and can outsmoke wiz.

Simi said he finna pull up we got to run.

by Realliln December 31, 2021

simi valley

A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.

Where do you live "Snob Valley" I mean Simi Valley where else whould i live.

by Seth rocks June 1, 2006

simish

adjective: When you act so fucking stupid it makes the other people around you wanna slap the shit of you.

That nigga is so simish.

by Munch&Rica October 8, 2008

sidhi

if you have a sidhi as your best friend, you can consider urself as the luckiest <33

person 1: she is sidhi's best friend

person 2: yeah she's god's favorite

by unknownasff November 23, 2021

Simi Valley

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.

Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"

by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

Rap similes

Rap similes are the comparison of modern words to everyday life or trials.

1)My rhymes spit hot lava like a volcano but twist up bodies like a wild tornado is a Rap simile.
"Man I use Rap similes to compare all sorts of things"

by Anthony H. and Kristine K. December 12, 2007

Similies

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007