Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021

Sheboygan side-by-side

(1) two German sausages in one bun
(2) two German dicks in the one bum

Jim and me gave Mary the ol’ Sheboygan side-by-side.

by monkeypwnage November 17, 2017

Side bite

The act of biting the side of any object. Most often used when describing sex, but also useful in platonic conversation. This is sometimes a painful act, but it can be used for pleasure.

"So we were at dinner, and she just grabbed my corn and started side biting it!"

"Bitch dont side bite me there!"

"I love it when you side bite my nipples"

"He had her locked in a vampiric side bite of love"

by Nikki77 February 27, 2010

Side Banging

Having an affair

John has been staying late at work every night, should I be worried.

Yeah he is totally side banging his secretary

by passion84photography June 24, 2011

side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and sqwat.

"I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 18, 2017

Side Bae

A person who is not in a actual relationship with those that are actually together but both companions know about this extra spouse.

That couple is together but that girl is their side bae.

by oohsococky January 1, 2015

side bitch

Usually a girl best friend that's pretty close that you wanna fuck when you have a girlfriend. Most commonly an ex-best friend/friend of your girlfriend.

Tom: Damn Tracy is pretty hot i wanna make her my side bitch
Lance: Dude what about your girlfriend Hannah?
Tom: She doesn't need to know about my side bitch

by dic...tionary October 27, 2014