Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020

anal sprinkler

Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.

"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"

by Hamanda September 22, 2013

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

cock sprinkles

The act of putting sprinkles on on a guys dick and sucking it off to make it sweeter.

"Girl I was at zacks house and it went south I gave him some cock sprinkles"

by Kkkarltin September 30, 2017

Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.

Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”

by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019

Big Daddy Sprinkles (BDS)

One of the best um.....entertainers that you will ever meet.

Girl: Can you get someone to hype up my party for me?

Boy: Yeah. I got you. I'll get my man Big Daddy Sprinkles (BDS).

Girl: BDS? I heard of him. But is he legal?

Boy:....He'll be there. what time is the party?

by Waka Flocka Flippin Taco Smash October 28, 2010