staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

Sergeant Marshall

A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.

Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"

Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"

Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"

Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"

Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"

by thearmymancan April 25, 2022

Sergeant Hound

A handsome nice man who is caring and awesome.

Dude have you heard of that sergeant hound guy? He's so nice!

by Sergeant Hound October 4, 2022

Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded

you are just like Sergeant Murica

by DankCrusader January 12, 2022

No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Regimental Sergeant Major

A Regimental Sergeant Major is a lego rank in the British Army that logs events for their regiment.

Why is ETS not filling the Regimental Sergeant Major spot are they never going to use it ever?

by SirJet October 1, 2024