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I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
by J B10 May 15, 2021
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science class

Super boring and no one wants to do anything whatsoever, like messing around on the computer.
I typed this in science class.
by onepunch_57 October 10, 2019
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troll science

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
by CSCC January 26, 2011
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Science bathroom

A bathroom in which sluts give bastards blowjobs. This occurs in the bathroom outside the science classroom. These blowjobs can often turn into other things!
Did you here they had a science bathroom.
by Anonymous9895 March 9, 2009
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brain science

Noun

A portmantaeu or blend compound noun denoting general srudy of the brain and how it functions. The word is usually employed as an alternative to "rocket surgery."
"Opening blister packs of refrigerated lunch meat has always been brain science for the average Joe."
by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008
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sciencemas

The day when Darwin Claus evolves presents to everyone with a COVID-19 vaccine/booster shot
Rick Sanchez: Have a very Fauci Sciencemas, what did you ask for
Nickocado Avocado: Just some neobussy *wbu*
by WeirdWalrus December 27, 2021
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dumb shit science

Let’s go do some dumb shit science, aye?
by Jallaee April 20, 2019
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