Pronounced: shhh-kl-a-fff. Verb.
Sports reference. The act of horribly hitting a ball into an unplanned direction. Usually into the crowd at a tennis game, or into a house window from hitting your second shot off the green. Very embarrassing and very un-sportsmanlike
Sports reference. The act of horribly hitting a ball into an unplanned direction. Usually into the crowd at a tennis game, or into a house window from hitting your second shot off the green. Very embarrassing and very un-sportsmanlike
He nearly birdied that hole, till he schklaffed it into the water. Can't believe he had a schklaff shot
by JamJar118 June 30, 2011
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2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
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1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.
– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?
– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!
Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!
– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!
Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!
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"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"
by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020
Get the schlagermilf mug.Definition 1: Schlääp is another word for spank or slap. It is to clap ones booty cheeks tenderly and elegantly. It is a term normally use d in sim racing for when one is Schlääped off of the racing circuit.
Definition 2: Schlääp can also be used as an urgent term to pit. Instead of saying "box this slap" you can quicker say "box Schlääp" to communicate to the driver to pit.
Definition 2: Schlääp can also be used as an urgent term to pit. Instead of saying "box this slap" you can quicker say "box Schlääp" to communicate to the driver to pit.
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