Darren Schumacher

Facebook character who specialises in picking up cheap sluts using his fake name so they never know who really gave them the STDs they get from him.

Man, James picked up Nicki if Real AFL Alliance and gave her the clap and now she can’t find him because he Darren Schumacher’d her.

by Darren Shoemaker James Bennett April 9, 2020

Schaumburg Christian School

A prison in Schaumburg, IL. This school has a case for the worst high school in IL, with their administration leading the way. They do not know what to do, and their teachers do not know how to teach either, besides one, Joshua Csoka. The administration shows their favorites day in and day out, and if you are not on their good side, then you are out of luck. Stay clear of this school for your mental health.

Schaumburg Christian School is the worst school in Illinois

by anonymous3724 November 6, 2021

Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.

#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.

by reditalia593 March 21, 2010

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

schramp

to schramp, to catch a spray of something onto ones face. Always a light spray.

The water schramped onto my face.

by James Frost April 20, 2004

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.

Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered

by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010