shmorgishborg

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

schmurgen

a word used in positive confirmation of information, similar to affirmative.

Also used as a means of confirming comprehension of such information.

Jenny performs oral sex on Bjorn and when she finishes she wants to know if Bjorn enjoyed it, so Jenny says, "Schmurgen?" and in response Bjorn says,"Schmurgen."

by Schmurgen March 1, 2009

Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

by Earl Van Cumberpatch June 13, 2018

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022

shmorgon

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker

that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon

by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009