Schmooties

Term of endearment typically used to emphasize one’s cute or charming qualities.

After getting dressed up for picture day, he looked so schmooties.

His personality made him extra schmooties!

by Wexual Intercourse March 2, 2024

Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 12, 2025

schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023