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scheizenkrieg

When two people are ahving a fight who are both rubbish at it.

Can be used as a replacement for shit

Derives from the German
Jack and Tom are having a scheizenkrieg

"Oh scheizenkrieg!"
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scheizencopter

The word is used to describe the fallout of an event that affects one or more people in a bad way. Can also be used to accuse someone of spreading lies.

You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.

Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.
"Hit the fan?!?, it's hit the fucking scheizencopter!!!"

"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"

"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"

"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"

"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"

"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"
by Shizensword August 25, 2013
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shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.
"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."
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schmiely

A wonder ful amazing beautiful girl named after a smile and a speacial gifted person and a great well loving woman
Schmiely was helping someone out
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Schnizel Heinz

Have you seen that anonymous account Schnizel Heinz? He's on social media's but no one knows who he is
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Shmizer

A person you meet on vacay and hook up with
Jack: That girl at the beach was a shmizer.

Nick: Hell yea! One time only though don’t forget.
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