Schlort

Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.

"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."

by Draconigenae May 20, 2016

schloobleux

The act of making someone lick dirty band aid.

He did schloobleux on me.

He is really mad I hope he doesn't shloobleux me.

by Jammy wammy February 27, 2017

schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words

“Dude im schlobbernogged”
“My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”

by Jujubop January 5, 2018

Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”

“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

schlobians

A group of people that are shlobie’s biggest fans

The schlobians are uniting!

by Schlobie March 1, 2019

Schlobert

When you run out of cool nicknames for your friend Robert, and just add a SCH

Friend of Robert: Hey ... ahm ... Schlobert

Robert: Okay *confused face*

by kooler typ December 17, 2019

SCHLORGENMEAT

grandads imortal fetus launching fettish

Graandad sure is addicted to SCHLORGENMEAT

by milkdud gigglestompus June 19, 2020