west scranton

west scranton is the shit, so fuck all you hatin' motherfuckkers. & not everyone here is poor, were ghetto but whe have nice clothes, phones, kicks ect. yes, alot of the girls here a skanks, but alot of them arnt. everyone doesnt just put a front on & act hard, if you know the right people they are ligit ride or die . so fuck off , & lala your a fucking loser and should post shit about mike shoup (#12 on how to spot a jrb) because he was a cool as kid, and if anyone from here knew who you were you'd deff. get your shit fucked uhhp .

west scranton , aka west side is the shitttt .

by BBYD&OPS January 2, 2010

university of scranton

Where all the boys are pretty boys and all the girls are beer sluts

Hey! Lets go to the U of Scranton and get laid!

by Andrea Mar April 2, 2005

STANTON

Someone who is unable to go home after a football match ends up swinging his t shirt round his head whilst wearing a pink cowboy hat!

"Dude I was a total Stanton last night!"

by KirstyMAC321 January 30, 2008

Murderous Scantrons

The Murderous Scantrons, formed in 2005 at Los Banos High School in Los Banos, California, is one of the best known bands in the world. They've been serving up smiles for forty years in Los Banos, only recently, in 2004, moved onward in their conquest for fame and fortune. The band contains three members: David, Kyle, and Morgan (sp). Their first album, "This album is blank on purpose.", is due out in stores in July, 1999, after repeated delays due to the stealing of the source code and JAVA script by the local math teacher, Mr.Miller. The Murderous Scantrons' next show is tonight at 2A.M., in room 524 of the Los Banos High School . Be there or be squared. Don't worry, the show is blank on purpose.

"DOOd, DAT MURDEROUS SCANTRONS CONNCERTZ IN MRMILLERZ CASSWOMB WAS ROXXORZ !!!!!!!!! oneoneoneone! !!!!ELEVENEL VENEVLENEMURDER OUSEVE!!!!!!!!SCANT RONS!!!!!1 LONEONEONE", says Eddie of Geometry, period 5.

"Sir, the Murderous Scantrons concerto in Mr. Miller's classroom, was rather tasteful and enticing, I might say.", says Steven (sp) of Geometry, period 5.

"I give it a 10, just like I gave Kyle's Mom last night. <333" says David of Murderous Scantrons.

"Hey-Uh, let's get focused! I don't want no bologna today! MIKE, GET OUT! Kayla, sit down. EXCUSE ME??? HEY! H-H-H-HEEEY! Why do I allwuhs gotta carry such a big stick around? HUH? YOU WANNA GET NASTY, I'LL GET NASTY!!" says Mr.Miller.

"I love Bianca", says David, again, of the Murderous Scantrons.

As you can tell from these highly reputable sources, The Murdeous Scantrons ROXXORZ MY SOXXORZ. And all yours too. CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED MR. MILLER. EH? EHHH? YEAHHH.

by The Murderous Scantrons February 16, 2005

Stanton

A petite Italian gentleman with nomadic tendencies that lives not off the land but cheap alcohol and cigarettes. Has been known to spend large quantities of time with Ferrats, and small Korean gentleman. If seen approach with caution often hungry due to being overworked, bad eating habits, and no sugar in diet. Has been spotted throughout the state of California often traveling from Santa Cruz to the Inland Empire in search of a secret Enterprise love.

I picked up a real Stanton on the side of Hwy 17 yesterday.

by Joshua Bostock February 6, 2009

Stanton

1. term for describe extreme stupidity
2. used to describe soemone who likes ai lings
3. a soreloser with a circular spiral shaped penis

1. you are such a stanton
2. stop being a stanton
3. he is a stanton!

by stanton fans October 16, 2008

Scantron

A hip, robotic dance performed in moments of extreme intoxication or joy.

Yo, did you see Marina bust out the Scantron last night? Shit was off the chain.

by Rockgrant February 26, 2009