runescape

A large MMORPG game with the qualities of the following.

-Heroin
-Nicotine
-Caffeine

It's an addictive, pointless game. I used to play it basically 24/7 so take this from someone with experience, DON'T PLAY THIS GAME. Even 'trying it out' can ghave devastating effects, I was just 'trying it out' and it led to about one year of pure Runescape, forgetting this thing called a life.

It's an MMORPG, that takes you and just doesn't let you go... except unlike other MMORPGs, this is in a bad way.

Friend: You coming out to that party tonight?
You (Before Runescape): Yeah, sounds cool.

Friend: You coming out to that party tonight?
You (After Runescape): Nah, I have.... stuff... to do.

by Josherific October 9, 2005

Runescape Fat

Runescape fat is the amount of weight accumulated whilst playing (and in some cases even watching) Runescape The massive online adventure game by Jagex ltd.
Once Runescape fat is gained it can never be removed, weight-loss diets and regular exercise have been proven ineffective.
The Runescape Fat formula per Kg is: (‘RS’ hours {over} body Metabolism) X 3.14

Robbie- Hey Jake, have you seen Sam lately?
Jake- Yeah, he’s like a walking slab of lard
Robbie- No, it’s just Runescape fat
Jake- I don’t think he’s heart could take anymore Runescape.
Robbie- Anymore and he will end up in Lumbridge eh?
Jake- Faggots *Walks off*

by hcrismawson96 March 14, 2009

runescape

Imagine this:
You do something.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You do it again.
You get the picture. The most repetitive game on the Internet, you just do the same thing again and again and again and...
You start playing it as a normal person, but eventually you have no life and no friends.. well, no friends that you've actually met anyway.

Billy had a life.
Billy discovered Runescape.
Billy's life got pwnt by Runescape.

by Nosely J May 11, 2006

Runescape

An awesome MMORPG (Massive Multi Player Online Game) that is very addicting. I'm not going to tell you not to play it, it is very fun. Just remember, it CAN ruin your life. My girlfriend and I almost broke up because of it. I would spend weekends at my friend's house just playing at ALL THE TIME. We would not eat or sleep, just play. The best part about it was the Wilderness, a place where you could pk (player kill) other players. It was really fun, and now they have pk worlds.

It's not hard to quit, it's just hard to realize that you SHOULD quit. After playing for about 4-5 years, I quit for about 2 years. I recently started to play again, and it is still pretty fun. Just learn how to manage your time.

Real Runescape Convo (Not a paid advertisment):

Dylan: Wanna go outside?
Tyler: Are you fucking high?
Dylan: lmao no i was jk'in.
Tyler: rofl...nub

*Silence*

Dylan: Wanna pk?
Tyler: Fuck yeah, tele varrock.
Dylan: Ok my world.
Tyler: Fuck that mine.
Dylan: ...K

by c town down February 9, 2009

Rufus

An all around awesome guy. Rufus (s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a (Rufus) you'll love him forever. Rufus (s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.

"Dude, who was that guy that said that awesome comeback?"

"Probably Rufus ."

by Yeet yeet 1234 August 8, 2019

boo boo runs

Slang term meaning diarrhea.

I drank too much last night and now I have the boo boo runs.

by Amsterham Lincoln February 5, 2007

runster

A runster is a cool, totally rad person who runs; for fun, fitness, weight loss - it don't matter. Long distances, short distances, slow or fast running in it's pureness.

That runster just finished a 5k. Impressive that runster is.

by The Running Dude February 12, 2014