Runkle

Pleasuring oneself

She waited until she was alone to runkle.

by Teagirl December 7, 2009

Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

by ktk85 September 25, 2010

Runk

This is a word that can mean any thing you want it to mean in a given context.. so it could mean many different things depending on how and where u say it... it can also be modified, for example I am the runkmaster (the master of every thing)

I wanna go runk to the shops... ill runk this fucking hot bint so hard... Lets go on a runk mission( awesome mission).. that girl is so runkable(fuckable)

by TheRunkmaster July 28, 2009

runawayidal

The act of wanting to run away. similar to suicidal but instead of suicide, running away.

Im feeling runawayidal, i just wanna get away

by Paul M. :) January 10, 2008

Runky

A term used to describe both really bad house music and anything sexual. To runk is to have sex. Originally coined in Missoula, Montana in 1997 when several locals heard a very poor cover of the song 'Funky Town' being used in 70s Kung Fu movies.

Man, that DJ sucks. He only plays runky house.

Man, that girl got runky last night.

Burningman is way runky.

by Hellgate February 28, 2011

Runaway Asswipe

When you install a new roll of toilet paper and as soon as you leave the room, it unrolls on it's own into a pile on the floor. This leaves you having to keep the roll in a bundle or try a re-roll.

The goddam cat must have started a "runaway asswipe" then strewed it all over the bathroom.

by the Red Ass September 7, 2010

Runky

(adj.) to be asinine; asinine; asshole-like

You meet those people sometimes who are just so runky towards others and it makes you think, “Why!? Why!?”

by MrAlexdoesmovies October 12, 2017