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Rocklin

A city in the Sacramento area in California, that's the guetto for white rich people that think they're black. Not to mention, the city is boring and has some crap schools. The only place in the WHOLE city that's fun is the movie theater - due to how shitty it is, all the teenagers go skateboarding at Safeway and then toilet paper some houses probably in broad daylight.

For all other fun, you travel to Roseville, where the only quality mall was set on fire by a black guy on October '10. There is also a large water park called Sunsplash but everyone's always away from Rocklin for the summer already since it's so shitty, so no one really goes there.
Johny: Hey Bob, what do you wanna do today?
Bob: I don't know, wanna go skateboard at Safeway and bother some people?
Johny: We did that yesterday. We live in Rocklin, remember? Let's go play Black Ops.
Bob: Kay.
by MtnDew32 January 13, 2011
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Rockland Beehive

After consuming a half gallon of coffe brandy You take a triple bullet (sex toy) shove one of the small heads into the vagina the big head into the females ass and the other small head on her clit you have sex like this making a buzzing noise hence the rockland beehive
After Johnny gave your sister the angry pirate They drank the coffe brandy and did the Rockland Beehive
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