Dick rider

Someone who literally won't get off your dick and mind their own business. They live just to ride your dick.

1. Sarah is so fuckin nosy, she's being a dick rider
2. Stop being a dick rider and fuck off, John.

by sarahmourz October 21, 2020

Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

by Dre' October 16, 2012

Dick Rider

A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.

"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider

by RealNiggaLogic March 14, 2022

wood river

wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it's fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school's students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.

person one: "did you hear what wood river's getting?"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"

by poopiemcpooperson March 26, 2009

RICERS

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

by Garrett October 28, 2003

ricer wing

The technical term for a two foot tall spoiler bolted on the back of a Honda Civic.

guy 1: Look at that fool. He's drivin a 92 Integra with a ricer wing.
guy 2: That aint no wing, thats a stolen park bench.

by Aunt_Jemima April 8, 2004

rug rider

derogatory term for a person of Middle Eastern/East Indian descent.

"The downtown cabbies all seem to be rug riders these days."

by polo November 6, 2003