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poverty pack

Base model. 'No frills' model.
I can't afford the deluxe model, so I guess I'll have to settle for the poverty pack.
by DingoDave November 19, 2007
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poverty

Something what doesn't exist in communism.
Thanks to capitalism, billions around the world are in poverty.
by 32121 January 27, 2016
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Puberty

The time in a boy's life when he learns how babies are bor with sexual intercorse. The boy's dick, penis, johnny, willie, or whaterver you want to call it get long and hard. The is called an erection. Other changes are those such as pubic hair, sperm production, arm pit hair, attraction to boys and girls, and possibly a change of underwear from briefs to boxer-briefs or even the awful boxers. Boys may also begin masturbation.
Son, it's time for THE TALK. You are about to start puberty. When you really like a girl or boy, go up and say you want to have sex. You then both slowly strip. Once you're in your underwear, let you girl or guy get a good look, then shove those things down fast. Stick your stick in her vagina or his ass. Move it.
by YoPENIS January 6, 2008
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Puberty

Friend #1- Where's Carl?
Friend #2- He hit puberty
by Colin Leahy February 28, 2008
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Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.
My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
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Puberty

The transition in life when you stop playing call of duty 24/7 and decide to play decent games that actually vary and add new features with sequels. A phenominon that occurs during puberty is that most realise that their pre-pubesent rage voice did in fact ruin the enjoyment if others. A few people fail to realise this and decide to continue raging and threatening the children that populate the servers of COD. Guy 1: wanna go play some COD. Guy 2:Bitch please i've gone through puberty so im gonna play skyrim or mass effect.
Puberty COD children
by taylorkid111 September 2, 2012
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poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.
"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."
by Nenona571 October 20, 2013
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