Bullet Proof Huggies

Fictional, durable, and protective huggies for babies living in extreme environments.

Bullet Proof Huggies for babies living in the ghetto, for their personal safety, happiness, and well-being.

by Stephen Christopher January 6, 2011

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Bryan-proof

Idiot proof.

“We need to make this game bryan-proof.”

by LeonidBrezhnev January 22, 2022

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are dead wrong.

by himguy November 9, 2008

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.

My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?

by Shaq O'Neal March 15, 2009

proof

(noun) The strength/concentration of an alcoholic beverage. You can calculate proof by multiplying the "alcohol by volume" content by two.

A tequila of 160 proof would be 80 percent alcohol per volume which is pretty deadly. A lager of ten proof which might have only five percent of alcohol per volume; safe to gulp. You're getting it now!

by Smkngmgc December 30, 2004