pooty cat

a SUPER silly person who sillies all over the place constantly

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat

by Toingle February 21, 2023

pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina

That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.

by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

Pooty Pooty Tang Tang

A term referring to a man who is rather big and fat.
He usually smells a little tangy and farts a lot.

"He is so pooty pooty tang tang."

"Hes acting like a pooty pooty Tang tang."

by Pooty Pooty Tang Tang August 11, 2025

Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

by Matt Man07 March 5, 2021

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010