PNOOMA

Abbreviation:
Pulling Numbers Out Of My Ass
(see also: pudouma)

To support one's arguments with arbitrary numbers that may or may not seem plausible.

Professionals (i.e. people who get paid for making PNOOMA-statements) prefer to use terms akin to "Qualified Estimate" or "Economic Calculus/Forecast" instead.

"This is completely PNOOMA, but about five million people in China miss both their front teeth."

A:"<statement involving statistics>"
B:"I don't believe this. It seems like PNOOMA to me."

by evilcandybag May 4, 2009

Pomant.

(adj.)(v.) The act of having sex with some while pooping out diarrhea over your partner, or sex covered with poop.

"Julie and I were having sex last night when she pomanted over me."
"Julie and I's sex was very pomant.

by JimmyJohns. August 8, 2010

poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

The master of all things awesome. Supreme ruler of the world of the amazing. Generally the best man who has ever lived. Can only be apointed by the Lord High Poobah of Awesome. Also known as the LHPOA or simply My Lord.

Let us submit to Jonathan Wood, for he is the Lord High Poobah of Awesome.

by Lord High Poobah of Awesome August 3, 2010

pooass

a very warped word for "Police", It went from Police to Po-lice, Poolice to pooass

Guy 1 - here come the PooAss
Guy 2 - Shit son!

by justinIROCguy June 6, 2007

Phomas

A Thing which is both a Pom and a Thomas eventually ends up as a Phomas

Pom + Thomas = Phomas

by Phomas November 30, 2004

pojmanym

A pojmanym is an uncapitalized word that is derived from a proper noun. The word is itself a pojmanym as it refers to brothers Jim and John Pojman who first used the word in 1975.

Jane: Did you know that 'aphrodisiac' is a pojmanym?
John: Yes! It is derived from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love.

by woahyoullneverknow January 17, 2008