pinteresomnia

The condition of not being able to sleep, due to excessive excitement about a project or event, causing one to spend hours on end searching and pinning on Pinterest during odd hours of the night, ending in less than 5 hours of sleep over consecutive days. Usually the illness is temporary, but some are prone to long term bouts.

All the DIY projects I want to do for the furniture in my new bedroom has given me a bad case of pinteresomnia.

by TravellinTash October 12, 2016

pingers

a small drug that makes you crazy

matt is always on pingers

by $Unkown$ October 25, 2016

Pinger

Someone guy/girl who only messages you once in a while. Usually when they want something, sex, money, etc.

A: Guess who messaged me...
B: Johnny?
A: yes

B: what a pinger!

by MacDeMarcoooo January 5, 2017

Pinterest pussy

What you get when you successfully attract a woman by doing something you saw on Pinterest, - like folding a rose out of a napkin or showing her your homemade lip balm.

Alex: Yo man I got some pinterest pussy last night!
Eric: Nice one! What did you do?
Alex: I drew an accurate map of the world on a napkin to show her where Europe is!

by Dvdssn May 31, 2017

Pinger

What all the lads get in goldfingers

I just got an awfa pinger looking at maria!

by Stauner69 August 23, 2017

pinger

Not to be confused with the Australian colloquial term for “ecstasy pill”, Pinger (verb) is the act of fingering the peen hole. The act originated in North America in the mid-1300s as depicted on reliefs found throughout Quebec. Today, pingering remains popular without the Gen Y population, concentrated throughout this area and is also widespread among the gay community worldwide.

Adam loves a good pingering as a warm up to the sex.

by yaxenmex October 21, 2017

Pinteresting

Something on Pinterest that a person finds immensely interesting.

Some of the quotes on Pinterest I've found have been profoundly pinteresting.

by Outofthepurplebox December 14, 2017